If some of you guys want to know how you can suck the life out of your marriage and drive your good wife to insanity, or to the bar, or into the arms of another man [or woman], or to a divorce attorney, or just shrivel her up into a conquered quail who inwardly loathes you as she dies a slow, emotionally tortuous death, well then . . . this is your lucky day.

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