Patriot Update

A toddler, age three-and-a-half, crossed the line. He went too far. He had to be stopped.

His hand sign for his name looks suspiciously like the sign for “gun.” Yes, my friends, gun. At school. Do you understand? At school! A tax-supported school. You know: where there are defenseless children.

Well, this could not be tolerated. The school has a no-guns policy. As in “no tolerance.”

The boy was told to change his name. Maybe to Fred. Possibly to Bruce. What is his name? Hunter.