Patriot Update

The Department of Homeland Security is sparing no expense in protecting America from terrorists.

There could be an invasion from off the coats. No more planes flown into buildings. But what about terrorist fishing boats? What might they ram? No one really knows. But it’s always a possibility.

So, there is a need for an early warning system. What could be more effective than a school of robot tunas? They would be unobtrusive.