Fat, Drunk, Lazy and Knocked Up: Would Our Founders Be Ashamed of America?

Written on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 by Chris Gadsden

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One of the most important factors in raising a good, moral child is teaching them to be responsible individuals. My father, a Citadel graduate and Army man, instilled that in my brothers and me. Though certainly a flawed man, I try to do what is right and, in virtually all situations short of performing a tracheotomy with a butter knife and a ballpoint pen, I know what I SHOULD do. That is why, today and every day, I am so saddened by the depths that we as Americans are sinking. We all know that the easy path is rarely the right one yet, in most situations, we ignore our values and take the route of least resistance. When is anyone going to take responsibility for their own actions?

Pop quiz! Who can tell me who Stella Liebeck is? Anyone? 

The first time I really remember being appalled by the gold-digger mentality growing in America (though it certainly was there far earlier) was with 1992’s infamous McDonald’s Coffee Spill. Essentially, an old woman, Stella Liebeck, was in a car driven by her grandson when she spilled coffee in her lap. Due to the burns suffered, she sued McDonald’s for serving her hot coffee. Regardless of which side you fall on the specifics of the case, I was appalled that someone would file suit for burning herself with coffee they purchased. It is not as if Liebeck ordered a snow cone and instead received molten lava. Where was her responsibility? Seemingly it was nonexistent for, while we do not know exact amounts since the settlement was sealed, she received a number in the six-figure range.

I remember a Calvin & Hobbes strip (hands-down best, most genius strip in history, by the way) I read as a teenager where Calvin, the mischievous 5-year old boy, was talking with his tiger/imaginary friend Hobbes about their lack of money. Calvin, to close out the strip, asks with an evil grin “Who do we know that we can sue?” Were it only a joke….

In the 20 years since, things have only gotten worse. We went through the “sue the tobacco company” fervor in the 1990s. Though any idiot knows they are committing a slow suicide if they smoke and have known it for decades (even back in the good old days when Mike Wallace was smoking on his 60 Minutes predecessor, everyone knew), the dead, dying and relatives of said walking-wounded lined up for a payday. As a smoker for a short period of my life many years ago, I include myself in the line of imbeciles that are responsible for my eventual lung cancer if I get it. I knew I was being stupid when I party smoked in college and would not dream of trying to play ignorant or squeeze money from the companies that sold me the coffin nails. It is my fault and, if you smoke, it is going to be your fault when you get cancer and die. It is certainly your right to smoke but, when it bites you on the backside, man up and take the blame.

The same goes for, and this will hit a lot of Americans in the gut, the overweight. I realize that a VERY FEW individuals have health problems that cause obesity but most do not. A large (no pun intended) portion of rotund America simply eat crap, eat too much of it, and do not exercise. End of story. The very idea that people are now suing everyone from fast food chains, to food makers, to Betty Crocker herself (has that actually happened yet?) for MAKING them fat is criminal. Hey, from one (once) fatty to another, we both know it is not a glandular condition, genetics or KFC, don’t we? I was once 285 pounds and a lard-butt. My pizza and Wendy’s Triple Bacon Cheeseburger diet knocked me for a loop in my mid-20s once my youthful metabolism slowed. I looked like John Candy at my zenith (mmmmmmmm, candy!). I, however, never blamed anyone but myself. I stopped the fast food and the partying, and started working out and eating right. Within one year, I dropped 90+ pounds. Nearly 20 years later, I am still at 180 and have run a few half and full marathons, Marine Corps mud runs and other races, and I work-out regularly at the Y. My point in saying this is to reiterate that we are all responsible for our decisions, even the embarrassing ones. As Americans, we have the freedom to gorge ourselves; just don’t blame the companies for giving us what we want. We do not need Mrs. obama lecturing our children and troops about healthy eating as she is this week. (The hypocrisy of a woman that eats junk food in public and looks like ex-N.Y. Giants lineman Michael Strahan in a dress lecturing anyone on healthy eating is simply insulting.) We know what we SHOULD be doing -eating well – but instead more than half of us eat junk and look like it.

Two additional points on this subject that we all know but few will admit:

  1. If your kids are obese, it is your fault. They are not “big-boned” and it is not “baby fat”. If your child is over a year or two old and they are fat, it is because you do not feed them right and you are setting them up for a lifetime of misery. It is, in my mind, abusive for parents to allow such to happen. Take responsibility and be better parents. Stop killing your kids, making them the butt of cruel jokes and putting them on track for a most likely lonely,miserablelife.
  2. Do not blame the airlines when they require you to buy another seat. If you are as wide as a hippo and still want to fly, you should have to buy two seats. Don’t act like you are model thin as your girth blobs over the armrest and smothers the innocent passenger next to you. Again, fat is your fault so if you choose to be fat, you have to own the consequences.

Here is another elephant (apologizes to the obese) in the room that we ignore. We have elderly that come with pitchforks in hand if someone even considers messing with Social Security benefits yet they often take little responsibility for their own retirement. They feel it is the government’s job, not theirs. The whole idea was a Progressive trick to get people addicted to government nearly 100 years ago and it worked. Heck, at least initially it was just for people that lived an extraordinarily long life, but now people are on it for decades. Were it at least adjusted for the longer lifespan we now have, SSI should not kick in until someone turns 77 at the earliest. Why not change it to 80 years old before benefits start? Better yet, where is the responsibility one has to take care of themselves or their elderly family members?  Though this may be hard to read, we all know that I am right. Government, if at all, should be there for the elderly as a last resort, not as a first responder.

  1. What about the hundreds of other issues that show our slide from self-sufficient pioneers to the needy, government-dependent lemmings of the 21st Century?
    • Instead of preparing for job problems, we have the government providing up to 99 weeks of unemployment compensation. This is when all studies show that a large portion of recipients wait to find jobs until the benefits are just about to expire. Logic allows for some safety net but, if we really want to help these people, we should shorten the weeks of payments allowed based on these facts. At the very least, tie any government benefits at all to work or study programs.
    • Related to this is the constant fight over minimum wage. While those that know economics know there should never even be a minimum wage, where was it ever described as a living wage? It is for teenagers with after-school jobs, not a vocation. If you are in a minimum wage job, do not get married or have kids. End of story. Why not be responsible and better yourself and your situation and THEN have a family? Why trick someone into marrying you and the trap your offspring in a life of poverty? Sounds like common sense, huh? Instead, people pop out kids, flip burgers and expect to be paid enough to buy a house, car, phone, food, clothes, entertainment and 1000 other things.

    Within the last week, we have had:

    • The “settlement” with the mortgage companies in which they will pay out billions for “tricking” individuals into buying houses. Though no guns were held to heads, no bait & switch committed, these homeowners were tricked? They were too stupid to know what they were doing? They have no responsibility for getting in over their heads or even reading the documents? No company in their right mind would have loaned out the money for most of these defaulting individuals to purchase a house in the first place. The truth is, they were forced/blackmailed by Democrats, starting with Jimmy Carter’s Community Reinvestment Act and then doubling-down on the program with the Clinton and Reno in the 1990s, into making the bad loans. Then idiots like Chris Dodd and Barney Frank whistled past the graveyard while Bush, for all of his many faults, at least tried to fix the problem. Regardless of who in Washington is to blame, ultimately no one was tricked into buying a house.
    • Indian tribes are suing beer companies for causing alcoholism in their tribes. Of course it is not the fault of the individual for actually drinking the firewater, is it?
    • We have obama forcing free access to birth control for everyone. We all know that, if you are not responsible enough to handle the consequences of sex, you should abstain. Instead, it is the government/employers/churches/insurance companies that are now accountable for mitigating reproductive missteps, loose morals, and drunken one-night stands.
    • We have our own government fighting laws that would make citizens responsible for showing identification before voting. If one is assumed to be deserving of the sacred right of voting, should they not be smart enough to know how to get legal identification? We have laws requiring individuals to show I.D. to purchase cough syrup or drain cleaner but it is too much to want voters to prove their identity at the polls?
    • We even have our government fighting their responsibility for protecting our boarders, even as people are actually being SKINNED and dismembered in our own country by these illegal aliens.

    Again and again, we as Americans (even Native Americans) are succumbing to the victim mentality rather than owning our mistakes and then making our lives better. Our government, when not running from the tasks they should be performing, are turning us into a nanny state that handles all of the things we should be doing for ourselves. How did we get so broken? I could go on and on but the fact remains, we are and should be responsible for our actions. McDonald’s, the government, evil corporations, your genes, whatever you want to invent; it does not fly. If you smoke, stop. If you are fat, push away from the table and go for a walk. If you are poor, work hard and do whatever you have to legally to make your life better. If you are a drunk, seek help and stop drinking. Whatever your individual choices may be, you know what your choices SHOULD be. Take the hard path instead of the easy. If you do not, don’t whine to everyone else and look for an easy payday.

    About the Author:  As the sixth-great grandson of American patriot and Revolutionary War hero Christopher Gadsden, I feel it is my duty to speak fondly of America’s greatness and stand ready to defend her against all adversaries. Sadly, I must rail against the vileness and evil of the leftists, progressives, Marxist, socialists and idiots in general now threatening to destroy our great nation. If you support this aim, please spread the word.

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  • http://none Mario

    Evidently, Pat thinks we can blame Dr. Spock for our kids playing soccer, and not keeping score – so their self-esteem won’t be lost by being on the losing side. I wonder just how good they will feel, when they know they have won a game, and it still doesn’t matter.

  • Libertarian RN

    Only one word to sum this one up – AMEN!!

  • http://outlookexpress pokey

    Great article and in complete agreement except the money taken from workers called social security belongs to the individual and not the government. Regardless of whether the recipient is living totally on the funds or whether it is chicken feed compared to what he had invested; it is still his money and not thieves calling themselves government.
    My other rebuttal is that nobody knows for sure if smoking will cause cancer for a person. I’ve known chain smokers that died from old age and I personally had an uncle that said he didn’t know what it was like for tobacco to pass his lips yet he died from lung cancer. Some would say he got secondhand smoke but this would be wrong as he was a farmer and was outdoors most of the time. I say it is from a persons DNA or body chemistry and on one knows who tobacco will kill and which will not. One only knows this by having used tobacco and find the results by contacting cancer or dying from another reason.

  • Mike Johnson

    What more can I say but “Amen”… he tells it like it is.

  • Keith

    Our founding fathers are rolling in their graves. I was born in 63′ and we didn’t have a lot when we were growing up. My parents provided us a nice home, food and clothes, we didn’t feel entitled to hand outs. We were taught that you have to work in order to get things you want, it wasn’t just handed over to you. Now all the 30 and under crowd think and expect that anything they want they should get, no work, no sweat, no nothing. The mantality has become gimmi-gimmi-gimmi and do it NOW. I know there are some of the 30 and under crowd that is not like that and there are some that are over 30 that have the gimmi-gimmi-gimmi mantality. We have allowed our Government to become a totalitarian government just like England was to our founding fathers. It will be very tough to remove them all with just elections. We allowed all of it to get out of control, the Courts and the Government on all levels needs to be rebuilt using our Constitution as the guide like the founding fathers would do.

  • Steve

    Your Nations problem will never be solved as long as there is a free ride. You includes the right to vote even though you have not or refuse to contributing to the well being of your nation. This right to vote must be earned. If you pay taxes you are sustaining the nation and contributing to its betterment then you have earned and I do mean earned the right to vote. Otherwise sit on your back side and shut up for you have no forfitted this rights. Just an observation from a concerned Canadian.

  • Blaze

    When I graduated from HS in 1972 I was told I would never collect SS even though I would have to pay into the system. The person who said that was absolutely right.

    There are two reasons the SS system is failing now. When the SS funds became part of the Federal General fund, any funds that were paid into the system were taken out and spent on projects and an IOU was put into a file cabinent. Now there are very few funds in the system and will stay that way until it is returned the Trust Fund system that it used to be.

    When SS started, there were 25 people paying into the system per person receiving benefits. Now there are 3 people paying into the system and it’s the same for Medicare. If nothing is done, both programs will fail.

  • Jack

    Exellent!! But I would add one more thing to the point about Voter ID. You should not have the right to vote unless you can prove you have paid some income taxes, otherwise you have no “skin in the game”.

  • karad1

    While I agree with practically everything stated in this post, using terms like “idiot” to describe a fellow human being is simply wrong and lacking of the civil discourse that is critical to building back the moral fiber of today’s society.

  • http://www.patrawlins.com Pat Rawlins

    Great article Chris!

  • Riverdweller

    One of the best articles i have read on this site. I may not agree with everything in it but it is very well done.

  • Shannon

    Great aricle, especially regarding the lawsuits created for people’s own poor choices. I am horrified when I see kids being fed complete junk for meals. All of the processed fast-food and packaged meals are so bad! Especially for kids! I can understand why people want to take action, but a lawsuit is NOT the way to do it. Personally, I applaud the efforts taken by different programs to get kids up and moving, too.

    I know there were other points in the article, this one just really hit home for me!

  • Shane

    Yes, liberals and their allies in the legal profession have been telling Americans for decades that someone else is responsible for your problems and failures. This is especially true for women and minorities – white men and corporations are the devil for liberals.

  • http://n/a toysoldier

    My Scottish immigrant grandfather intervened when my dad wished to have me christened George Willia Anderson yhe 3rd. He stated the former British monarch was a blithering idiot and serious thigs would happen if the name went on in that form.

    That was true, My name is William, the William in William Wallace, but w/o the Wallace.

    As a revolutionary war reenactor, we were in a formation where the Declaration of Independanc was read init’s entirety to the troops, just as it was in the 18th century. I had read through, empasize READ THRUOGH the document many times, but standing in formation with our full size, fully operational field gun, I was almost in tears and had to support myself on the 54″ high wheel of my gun: realizing that the offenses of Britain we then fought against were the same offenses our contemporary government was committing against our current citizens.

    THIS WAS IN THE LATE 1980s, and has steadily become worse. Instead of an evil monarchy, today, we are plagued by socialistic marxistic, communistic and islamic threats all rolled into one package.

    GOD may help us– but will you???? toysoldier

  • mary Wilkins

    America Wake up,,,if you don’t Barry will win and we will be the losers ,,,,We must do everything we can to keep him from another term..We have all the info on this creep,,,we must get rid of him


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