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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

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  • Ann Rand

    Well, if it isn’t Curly, Moe and Larry….. Off to the Harem , again?

    • Dave the Retired Marine MSgt

      Ann, this is totally off-subject, but I thought you’d enjoy it.

      You probably have been lying awake at night wondering
      just why baby diapers have brand names such as
      “Luvs”, “Huggies”, and “Pampers”, while undergarments for old people are called

      Well, here’s the low down on the whole thing —

      – When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna “Luv ’em, Hug ’em
      and Pamper ’em.

      When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will!

      I’m glad that I got that straightened out so you can put your mind at rest and
      enjoy the rest of the New Year!

    • Ann Rand

      Thanks, Dave.. Yes, I was wondering about that…. If I spend it all ahead of time, I’m sure NOT gonna tell them…. Enjoy the game… Guess you are for Denver…. I don’t really care. I am gonna watch the puppy bowl..

    • Dave the Retired Marine MSgt

      I didn’t realize that puppies could bowl. Do the balls have special “paw” holes?

    • Ann Rand

      Sure they do…And their cheerleaders are penguins… Pretty cute… Anyhow, I turned it on, and ,lo and behold ! The first thing i saw was the wookie woman ! I realize that part of the dogs are bitches but I thought they would be the 4 legged kind….. Ruined it for me. I turned it right off.. Caught O’Reilly and ovomit… Probably wasn’t ovomit’s happiest day…….O’Reilly did pretty good…..

    • Dave the Retired Marine MSgt

      My Grandson is over for the afternoon; we watched “The Kitty Bowl”, cute! I thought you were kidding about the “Puppy Bowl”. Live and learn!

    • Dave the Retired Marine MSgt

      You’re gonna like this one, my wife did!

      An older gentleman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he
      sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on
      the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.

      No, the man replied, The seat is empty.

      This is incredible said the first man. Who in their right mind would have a seat like
      this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use

      The Second man replied, Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the first Super Bowl we
      haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.

      Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else – a
      friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?

      The man shook his head. No,
      they’re all at the funeral.

    • Ann Rand

      HAHA…. Yes, that is a good one…. I will pass that around.

  • JPReturns

    Looks like they forgot Anthony’s Weiner….