Greetings everyone, and welcome to another edition of the news you wish were the news every single day of the year.

I have to admit that 2010 has kind of a dark theme to some of the funniest events, especially concerning President Obama and his personal plague of vermin.

I mean, come on. Have we ever seen a commander in chief with such a magnetic attraction for flies, bees and rats?

White House buzz

Let’s start with the fly that just couldn’t seem to get enough of Mr. Obama. During a speech by the president June 22, this single insect found Obama’s words so enthralling, it just had to become one with the face of “the One.”

In fact, despite the president’s best efforts to shoo the fly away, the pest made a succesful landing on Obama’s face, prompting many websites to dub him “Lord of the Flies.”

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