If I threaten to make it rain magical rainbow unicorns, would Principal Greer also considering that a “terroristic threat”?

How much more pathetic do public schools in America have to GET before they just start imploding from the sheer level of STUPID?

This is actually being reported in the Odessa American:

A Kermit parent said his fourth-grade student was suspended Friday for allegedly making a terroristic threat.

His father, Jason Steward, said the family had been to see “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” last weekend. His son brought a ring to his class at Kermit Elementary School and told another boy his magic ring could make the boy disappear.

Steward said the principal said threats to another child’s safety would not be tolerated – whether magical or not. Principal Roxanne Greer declined to comment on the matter.

The principal declined to comment… because what in the hell else could she possibly say that would make her look any less idiotic at that point? Is there even anything?

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