Everybody deserves a second chanceeven those poor schmucks who voted for Obama! That’s why we are proud to introduce the handy, dandy, Obama Bumper Sticker Remover. That’s right. This one-of-a-kind tool was invented just to help Liberals save face. We conservatives are so compassionate.

Plus, this tool can also be used to scrape ice from your windshield OR reach that itch that is impossible to scratch! Makes a great practical joke for your liberal friends!

Buy it from our Patriot Depot store.