Home sick. Laying in bed. Two calls from an “855″ number. I answer the third call which just came now. This is how the conversation went (some parts are redacted or paraphrased because I used cuss words in place of real words)
Navigator: Hello, my name is Crystal is this William
Me: Yes it is. Who’s this?
Navigator: Sir this call may be monitored or recorded for quality assurance is that acceptable to you?
Navigator: Sir do you still live on
Me: Maybe, who do you work for? I don’t play twenty questions with strangers
Navigator: Yes sir, I am from
Me: I told you the first time, tell me what you want or I won’t tell you that
Navigator: Sir, have you ever considered that you might need affordable healthcare?
Me: Yes I have, that’s why I don’t live in Canada