You know, I’m just so glad the President reassured me that tyranny isn’t around the corner back on the 5th of this month.
I mean, sure, as I mentioned (in passing) earlier this week, he was busy prying into the lives of journalists and their parents, but that’s small potatoes, water under the bridge.
Having remembered his reassurance, I can go back to completely trusting the government to not abuse its power.
I mean, it’s not like the government was using its most powerful agency to target conservatives.
Wait, what was that?