For one can’t help but notice the intended use of the impressive new technology: to train children in the “behavior we desire.”

“Being a parent is so easy!” Said no parent, ever.

But maybe that’s because they’re trying too hard. Of course, parenting is hard for the common mom or dad: they’re not the experts. You’d better let government take care of that for you. And by “that,” we mean your kids.

Yes, we all now reject the archiac idea that “kids belong to their parents, or kids belong to their families, and recognize that kids belong to whole communities” (Thanks, MSNBC). We all know it takes a village to raise good little global citizens, and now parents have at least two options to have their children raised properly:

Government or robots.

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