It’s been confirmed that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un’s ex-girlfriend was among a dozen well-known performers who were executed by firing squad last month. No other details are known, except that somewhere, Bill Clinton is doing a head-slap.

Speaking of Mr. Happy – President Clinton has been telling everyone he is a vegan since 2009, but it turns out Clinton’s just a meat-loving liar. That’s right I said it (in best Mark Levin voice)!

Well Done

Well Done

The hopeful 2016 First Ladykiller has been running around trying to sell the country on the virtues of Obamacare (he must have a waiver – right?) told reporters that he was joining his daughter, Chelsea, in an all vegan diet after his heart trouble scare. And then – BLAM! he was named PETA’s person of the year in 2010. But hold on there Lewinsky-breath – in a recent interview with AARP, Clinton said he ate salmon and omelets once a week and he was caught eating filet mignon in a Madrid restaurant. Nevertheless, the former Prez is still holding on to the Vegan claim: “I did not have carnivorous relations with that animal.”

Am I smiling? Seriously, am I? It feels like it.

Am I smiling? Seriously, am I? It feels like it.

Nancy Pelosi, despite being swept into the Speakership of the House in 2006 in part because of her anti-war sentiments, is fully supporting President Obama’s push to bomb Syria. When pressed about whether or not it was certain the Syrian government was the one using chemical weapons, she said we have to attack first so you can see the proof.

Jeffrey Katzenberg, the Democrats’ premier Hollywood fundraiser and donor, is throwing himself completely behind Kentucky secretary of state Alison Lundergan Grimes’ effort to unseat Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, saying that getting rid of McConnell should be a priority. So Katzenberg and I finally agree on something, that’s a relief. But politics?

I'd like to introduce you to my attorney, Mr. Smith N. Wesson..

You remember my attorney, Mr. Smith N. Wesson..?

Clint Eastwood and his second wife Dina have separated after 17 years of marriage. They have a 16-year-old daughter and are in the process of divorcing. Dina Eastwood has reportedly retained the services of a high-profile divorce lawyer and Clint is said to be consulting with an empty bar stool.

 

SOME COOL QUOTES ON SYRIA:

“I just don’t agree that a majority are al-Qaeda and the bad guys..”
— John Kerry on the Syrian rebels

“He is lying and he knows that he is lying. This is sad.”
— Putin on Kerry

“Well, we certainly would side with Secretary Kerry in that back-and-forth..”
— spokesman Ben Rhodes

“President Obama did not draw a red line..”
— Nancy Pelosi

“Mitt Romney is “ready to go to war in Syria” while hurting the middle class…”
— Joe Biden during 2012 campaign stop in York, PA

“I am Syrian, I was made in Syria, I have to live in Syria and die in Syria”
— Bashar al-Assad

“We should remind Obama that if you’re a BASTARD, there are other bastards all around the world that can assault Sasha..”
— Qassem Soleimani, the head of Iran’s Quds Forces

“The president has bungled this beyond belief..”
— John McCain

 

AND FINALLY: President Barack Obama was over in Europe doing a lot of splainin’ and on several occasions he reassured Europeans that the U.S. is not snooping through their emails or eavesdropping on their telephone calls. We only do that to Americans only.

 

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