I don’t believe that Earth is actually controlled by extraterrestrial reptiles who can take human form, but there are some people in public life whose lizard-like behavior comes close to making the theory believable — people like George Soros, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, for instance.

Those three in particular have been in the news lately.

Soros, of course, is the archduke of the space-lizard contingent. His market manipulations and connections in banking have crashed companies, entire industries and even countries while making him a profit.

His support and founding of countless political and media groups has reshaped American politics and helped make our current catastrophic experiments in socialism possible. The man’s been singlehandedly responsible for high levels of human misery in almost every corner of the world as his financial dealings have left economic meltdowns of varying degrees in his wake.

Yet this past weekend, the octogenarian-plus multibillionaire married a woman half his age at his opulent estate, accompanied by a who’s-who of the world’s secret banking and political cabals, who were entertained by exotic foods cooked by imported chefs and original music by imported composers, luxuries most of us can only dream of.

Then there’s Reid. To me, he looks more orc than lizard, but his attitude is scaly in either case. From his “there was no voter fraud in my re-election” lies to his dogged refusal to allow any mitigation of Obamacare’s tremendous damage to families while exempting his supporters and co-workers, Reid just leaves a trail of slime wherever he slithers.

The queen of the lizard people, though, has to be Nancy Pelosi, who famously dismissed a question about joblessness by saying unemployment checks were considered an economic stimulus.

She’s been in fine form this past week, insisting that the federal government’s “cupboard is bare” when asked about budget cut proposals, and then spinning the massive layoffs and hour reductions spurred by Obamacare as a chance to “pursue your passions.”

In Pelosi World, Obamacare is “liberating” the American worker from the pressures of the 40-hour workweek.

All the lizard people have a certain past-the-nostrils view of the world, but Pelosi takes the cake, so to speak, by out-Antoinetting Marie Antoinette.

Marie Antoinette, responding to the starvation of her people for lack of bread, famously said, “Let them eat cake.”

Pelosi’s response to the cataclysm she helped bring about, on the other hand, is “let them eat …” a much less dignified four-letter word than “cake.”

At least Pelosi may be receiving some long-overdue justice as Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke, the prefect of the Supreme Tribunal of the Apostolic Signatura in Rome, said this week that Pelosi should not receive Communion until she repents of her abortion advocacy.

Pelosi, a Catholic, has for years been defying church law by promoting abortion, gay marriage, contraception and other liberal issues. Burke says her abortion stance while still claiming to be Catholic is a flagrant violation of Canon 915 of the church law, which states that Catholics who remain stubbornly “in manifest grave sin are not to be admitted to Holy Communion.”

Burke’s pronouncement appears not be a full excommunication, but it’s a serious rebuke to Pelosi, who was among the illuminati at Soros’ recent wedding.

It remains to be seen whether the church or the Serpent Queen will blink first.