Here’s a song I penned after watching Karl Rove cheerlead for Jeb like a giggly schoolgirl on Fox News the other night. My song’s to be sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies’ theme song. Enjoy and share, por favor.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jeb
A big gov-a-neer, who’s politically kept his family fed,
Then one day Rove started rootin’ for this dude,
And up via Florida come-a RINO crude.
Jeb that is, ‘stablishment gold, Amnesty tea.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeb’s wedged-up-our rear,
Spinfolk said, “Jeb, we’ll gitcha there”
Said, “Washington DC is the place you ought to be”
So they funded up the PACs and started looking at DC.
Swamps, that is. Big G’ment tools, movie stars.
Well now its time to say good-bye to Jeb and all his kin.
And we would like to spank the folks fer tryin’ to toss him in.
You’re not invited back next ‘lection to the presidency
To have a heapin’ helpin’ of our country’s destiny.
Tea-party that is. Razin’ hell, with our boots on.
Don’t come back now, y’hear?