Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (SpongeBob SquarePants)
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he. (SpongeBob SquarePants)

SpongeBob is a cartoon that most of you political types probably never think about (or maybe you do, ya bunch of weirdos). But, conservatives have started singinging this yellow sponge’s praises. In an upcoming episode, SpongeBob is laid off by his boss, Mr. Krabs. So, SpongeBob’s buddy, Patrick (the blobby starfish guy), responds saying, “Being unemployed is the best gig I know” to which good old SB replies, “Unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job.”


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