And the fraud didn’t even have anything to do with global warming! (Rimshot). Seriously, though, NBC News’ Monday report on the misconduct of former EPA official John Beale is must be read to be believed. Honestly, if the following details didn’t involve a lazy, greedy congenital liar swindling taxpayers out of nearly a million dollars over more than a decade of abuse, they’d be laugh-out-loud funny. Alas, it’s all true, so indignation is the only proper response:
The EPA’s highest-paid employee and a leading expert on climate change deserves to go to prison for at least 30 months for lying to his bosses and saying he was a CIA spy working in Pakistan so he could avoid doing his real job, say federal prosecutors.