Thanks to Islam, “beheading” has been re-introduced into our daily discussions.

Indeed, Islam has made vogue several murderous and torturous terms that, heretofore, have never been a part of our vernacular; or definitely not used in many, many moons.

So what, pray tell, do I speak of?

Well, it’s crap like: crucifixions, female genital mutilation, goat rape, Sharia Law, child slavery, burkas and, as said, the beheading of us bacon eaters.

Ah, Islam … always elevating the human experience, eh?

Yes, I said it: It’s Islam’s fault that we have to even mention the aforementioned and watch that smack roll out in real time on the news or via YouTube.

“It’s not Islam’s’ fault,” you say?

Oh, yeah? Then who’s to blame It sure as heck isn’t the Baptists’ fault.

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