For the past several years, December has become a time of the year in which conservative Americans must be on the defensive due to the ongoing War On Christmas.

It all began with the liberal idea of overblown inclusivity and the leftist doctrine that you have a right to not be offended.  All across this great, free nation, Americans were shamed into blurting out “happy holidays” as opposed to “Merry Christmas”, for fear of using the word “Christ” around someone whom would believe it to be a micro-aggression.

What you’re about to witness however, is a complete mutation of the War On Christmas, as a pastor in Texas begins harassing children, revealing that Santa Claus is not real, all in the name of putting Christ back in Christmas.

We understand his point, but this a strangely upsetting way to go about it.