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Are you a recent college graduate struggling under the onerous burden of debt caused by rampant inflation in college tuition (which is itself has been caused by runaway administrative bloat)? If so, a columnist who has somehow managed to get a job at The Washington Post has some advice for you.

Here it is: Give up hope. Quit. Go back home and live in your parents’ basement.

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